The London Cheese Crawl

Warning: may cause sudden cheese obsession.

Prepare for two gloriously gooey hours of non-stop cheese on this walking tour through London’s most iconic dairy delights. Starting in the historic Fortnum & Mason — cheesemongers since 1707 — you’ll nibble your way through Mayfair with a cheese in one hand and a trivia scorecard in the other.

With every stop comes a new story, a new cheese to taste, and a chance to prove your pun game is as sharp as your cheddar. There’s even a cheeky glass of fizz to kick things off — because nothing says “cultured” like sparkling wine and Stilton.

From crumbly classics to creamy curveballs, this isn’t just a tasting — it’s a celebration of all things cheese. Whether you’re a mild enthusiast or a full-blown turophile, this gift experience will have you melting with delight.

Yes, it's cheesy. But in the best possible way.

• 2-hour guided cheese tasting tour around Mayfair
• Begins with a glass of fizz at Fortnum & Mason
• Includes interactive cheese quiz with points for puns
• Meeting point: near Green Park Station
• Runs Saturdays at 12pm & 3pm (plus some Fridays/Sundays)
• Group size: 15–20 people, minors welcome with adult
• Brilliant gift for cheese lovers and London explorers
• Hosted by fun and knowledgeable cheese experts
• Perfect mix of education, entertainment & indulgence