Please Hide All Parcels From My Husband Doormat

Did you know that closely followed by a Saturday afternoon spent in the infamous Scandinavian flat pack furniture shop which shall not be named, the biggest contributing factor to divorce amongst married couples in the UK is free next-day delivery?

This is where the Please Hide All Parcels From My Husband Doormat comes in handy - Save your marriage and get this doormat now!

This dorrmat is eco-friendly and made from natural coconut coir.  It's designed in the UK and has a non-slip rubber underside, so can be used both outside and inside the door in case you're ‘that’ level of friendly with your delivery driver already. We cannot save your marriage from the devilishly handsome delivery driver...

Specifications :

• Material: Natural coconut coir
• Colour: Brown, black
• Dimensions: 60cm x 40cm