Cheers to the man who taught you everything you know… and some stuff you really didn’t ask for! The For the Man Who Taught Me Everything I Know… and some shit I didn’t ask for Cocky Candle is housed in a snazzy amber jar and smells like vanilla heaven, burning for up to 30 hours.
When the wax runs out, the jar lives on as a tealight holder—because the glow (and the sass) shouldn’t end there. Perfect for dads, uncles, mentors, or any legend who’s part genius, part “extra advice you didn’t request.” Guaranteed laughs included.
- Hilarious slogan candle "For the Man Who Taught Me Everything I Know… and some shit I didn’t ask for"
- Amber glass jar that can be reused as a tealight holder
- Approx. 30-hour burn time
- Dimensions: 8cm tall, 6.5cm depth
- Playful, witty gift for dads, mentors, or life’s ‘helpful’ teachers
- Sweet, comforting vanilla scent
